[This bit of humor appeared on the Internet around April, 1998. No, it is not
true (though wouldnít it be fun it it were?)]
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. -- NASA engineers and mathematicians in this high-tech city are
stunned and infuriated after the Alabama state legistature narrowly passed a law
yesterday redefining pi, a mathematical constant used in the aerospace industry.
The bill to change the value of pi to exactly three was introduced without fanfare
by Leonard Lee Lawson (R, Crossville), and rapidly gained support after a letter-writing
campaign by members of the Solomon Society, a traditional values group. Governor
Guy Hunt says he will sign it into law on Wednesday.
The law took the state's engineering community by surprise. "It would have
been nice if they had consulted with someone who actually uses pi," said Marshall
Bergman, a manager at the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization. According to Bergman,
pi is a Greek letter that signifies the ratio of the circumference of a circle to
its diameter. It is often used by engineers to calculate missile trajectories.
Prof. Kim Johanson, a mathematician from University of Alabama, said that pi is
a universal constant, and cannot arbitrarily be changed by lawmakers. Johanson explained
that pi is an irrational number, which means that it has an infinite number of digits
after the decimal point and can never be known exactly. Nevertheless, she said,
pi is precisly defined by mathematics to be "3.14159, plus as many more digits
as you have time to calculate".
"I think that it is the mathematicians that are being irrational, and it
is time for them to admit it," said Lawson. "The Bible very clearly says
in I Kings 7:23 that the alter font of Solomon's Temple was ten cubits across and
thirty cubits in diameter, and that it was round in compass."
Lawson called into question the usefulness of any number that cannot be calculated
exactly, and suggested that never knowing the exact answer could harm students' self-esteem.
"We need to return to some absolutes in our society," he said, "the
Bible does not say that the font was thirty-something cubits. Plain reading says
thirty cubits. Period."
Science supports Lawson, explains Russell Humbleys, a propulsion technician at
the Marshall Spaceflight Center who testified in support of the bill before the legislature
in Mongtomery on Monday. "Pi is merely an artifact of Euclidean geometry."
Humbleys is working on a theory which he says will prove that pi is determined
by the geometry of three-dimensional space, which is assumed by physicists to be
"isotropic", or the same in all directions.
"There are other geometries, and pi is different in every one of them,"
says Humbleys. Scientists have arbitrarily assumed that space is Euclidean, he says.
He points out that a circle drawn on a spherical surface has a different value for
the ratio of circumfence to diameter. "Anyone with a compass, flexible ruler,
and globe can see for themselves," suggests Humbleys, "its not exactly
rocket science."
Roger Learned, a Solomon Society member who was in Montgomery to support the bill,
agrees. He said that pi is nothing more than an assumption by the mathematicians
and engineers who were there to argue against the bill. "These nabobs waltzed
into the capital with an arrogance that was breathtaking," Learned said. "Their
prefatorial deficit resulted in a polemical stance at absolute contraposition to
the legislature's puissance."
Some education experts believe that the legislation will affect the way math is
taught to Alabama's children. One member of the state school board, Lily Ponja, is
anxious to get the new value of pi into the state's math textbooks, but thinks that
the old value should be retained as an alternative. She said, "As far as I
am concerned, the value of pi is only a theory, and we should be open to all interpretations."
She looks forward to students having the freedom to decide for themselves what value
pi should have.
Robert S. Dietz, a professor at Arizona State University who has followed the
controversy, wrote that this is not the first time a state legislature has attempted
to redifine the value of pi. A legislator in the state of Indiana unsuccessfully
attempted to have that state set the value of pi to three. According to Dietz, the
lawmaker was exasperated by the calculations of a mathematician who carried pi to
four hundred decimal places and still could not achieve a rational number. Many
experts are warning that this is just the beginning of a national battle over pi
between traditional values supporters and the technical elite. Solomon Society member
Lawson agrees. "We just want to return pi to its traditional value," he
said, "which, according to the Bible, is three."